Quizilla Does Sacramento

I've decided that I loathe quizilla. The reasons are many and varied, but the primary one is that there is no guarantee that the person who created the quiz isn't a psycho. Actually, there seems to be a pretty good chance that they ARE a psycho. You'll be asked some variation of "Which kind of pie do you like?" and then the quiz maker will use that to determine which country you are. Or vice versa. The first few you see are cute... but then it really starts to wear on you.

I am just waiting for the meta-quiz... "What kind of quiz maker are you?" And the first question? "Which country do you most identify with?"

My answer to that question would be 'Go to hell and die' and my result would be 'misanthropic quiz maker.' Closer than most, but still not accurate, because I don't. make. quizzes. ever.

But... with all that said... for real fun, we should do the California recall election quizilla style. I mean, might as well, right? If this is going to be absurdist political theater, let's take it all the way. I'm envisioning this as question one:

What phrase strikes closest to your heart?
1) Make porn!
2) I'll be back.
3) Make porn? Why not STAR in it!
4) Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?

Then we can throw out the actual quiz selections and just pick Arnold. I'm pretty sure that's what the actual voters will be doing anyway.

(Tangential: If I see one more 'Governator' joke on the web I'm going to break my monitor. So I hope I see it while I'm at work, because my work monitor sucks.)

Posted by Reid at August 12, 2003 09:24 AM | TrackBack