A Foghorn Sounds

A thick layer of gray soup, otherwise known as fog, has rolled into the Northern New Jersey area. This is no joke - I looked out my window a few minutes ago and mistook the building across from me for a Spanish Galleon.

"Bring 'er about, lads! Fire the broadsides on my mark!" I cried into the corporate canyon. Then my coworkers looked at me strangely... can't imagine why... and I fell back into reality with an audible thud.

Okay, that last part was made up. But the first paragraph - all true.